No but really, who else here thinks that like the person running the Teen Wolf blog right now is sitting there like:
Perfect post is perfect. (only minimal points taken off for missing iced coffee.)
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A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.
About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”
He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:
Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.
A couple days later he got a response from his mother:
Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom
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“Please put your shirt back on,” Stiles half moaned while staring at the Greek god that was Derek. “Seriously, looking at you actually causes me pain.”
Derek grunted in response.
“Shirt. Now.”
“You don’t like the way I look?” Derek questioned, his brows furrowing.
“Wha-” Stiles’ voice came out two octaves higher than normal. He cleared his throat and tried again. “Don’t like? No, Stiles like. You have this whole Adonis thing going on that will be harmful to my health unless you put your shirt back on like two minutes ago.”
All Stiles received in response was a smug smirk, but Derek did turn away to put a shirt back on.
(Source: obilinski, via tylerfucklin)
you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it
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jesus fuckin christ im so fucking done with everything im deleting my blog this is the last fucking straw
WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT
I AM SO DONE OMFG
I AM SO DONE
YOU LITTLE SHIT.
I JUST SCREAMED “SON OF A BITCH” IN PUBLIC GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
MOTHERFUCKER.
(Source: heyfunniest, via scyllaya)